All the time I share lovely peeks into my life as the mom of a preschooler, toddler, and infant through social media. Some are glorious. Some, not so much.
"Sweet sleepy Cora Lee."
I got to hold my beautiful sleeping niece before my sister-in-law and her family moved 3 hours away.
"This is a good one for moms to read. http://www.sowonderfulsomarvelous.com/2013/06/moms-when-are-you-going-to-learn.html"
Seriously. Read it.
"Madelynn decided she wanted to change Abby's diaper. Abby kicked the crap out of her and Madelynn giggled about it the whole time. It took like 10 minutes."
"Guess she should have taken a nap today."
"Lpqoky" Hayleigh had my phone.
"That moment when you tell your toddler, 'You don't put Pokemon in your butt crack.'"
"There was just a screaming fight at my table over half a frozen burrito. If I hadn't stepped in it may have been last man standing. >_<"
"Brunch! Casey overslept for work today so we got to have a late big family breakfast."
"You should see Abby get around on the floor. She can get anywhere she wants. And she's pretty close to being able to sit on her own."
A twitter post then conversation with my husband.
"It's only 7:30. They've hid my glasses, played with electrical outlets, peed or spilled water in the floor, and attempted to get ice cream."
"@elizarae Hey, on the bright side, we've already played X-Men this morning and you got to be Cyclops!!!"
"@elizarae I wish I could've taken a picture of you walking around the house with sunglasses on at 7:30 in the morning!!!"
"@caseyjthornton then I would have wished I was Cyclops so I could shoot you with laser beams. It's to early for this crap!"
"@caseyjthornton btw Madelynn is now going to be calling me Cyclops all day. She already did."
"5 months old and she's already a mover. I'm blessed with some active little girls."
"Abby's favorite toy!"
"AH!!! Automated services that require voice prompts suck when you have children that won't listen and go to their room!!!!!!!!"
"Hehe. This is Abby's new way of getting to toys. She gets up on her froggy legs. Bounces a few times to push herself forward then lays back down. She only moves like an inch at a time but its cute!!"
"Cracks me up every time I hear the Chipmunks sing "All the Small Things"."
"Love this weather! We need socks and jackets this morning. Except Hayleigh. She's still running around like she lives in a nudist colony."
"What could be more fun than a folding table fort, flash lights, and popcorn? "
"Asked Madelynn what she was doing. 'I'm writing Hay a note because it would be special because she smells like a zoo and that's special.'"
"I need coffee like now. But my vehicle only fits 2 carseats. What do I do?!?!"
I only got 2 hours of sleep maybe that night.
"We had so much fun tonight at America's Incredible Pizza Co!! @IncrediblePizza"
"Hayleigh just went down for a nap with the Hulk(Hulky), Wolverine(Wolvey), Pikachu, and Vanellope."
"Wild Cherry Pepsi in the eyeball does not feel good."
"I have turned my 4 year old into an energy nazi. She goes around all day turning lights off on everyone telling them they're wasting energy."
"We got goodies today! While we wait for Hayleigh to get done napping Madelynn is playing with the paper doll that came with the movie!"
"What?!?! It's 3!! Where has the day gone?!"
"Well that's wonderful. Hayleigh just threw up. :( praying it's just her. Bathed her and put her to bed."
"Can someone bring me a can of Lysol?"
My phone was in possession of a child named Madelynn.
"Hayleigh just got out of bed crying because Madelynn called her Baby Jesus."
So yeah. That small social media peeks into my life for the last 17 days. I hope you enjoyed it and maybe got a giggle out of some of it.
Life with a preschooler, toddler, and infant is never boring. That's for sure!